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I Got Hos.

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Come on “MySpace”, cut it out.

Micah will say:

Come on “Greg”, go to VIRB!

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Strange Spam

“EXTERNAL RELATIONS DEPARTMENT,
PACIFIC MINERAL DEV. CORPORATION,
ABUJA,NIGERIA.
E-MAIL: PACIFICQUARIES@AIM.COM

In 1985, a foreign investor( GERMAN ) sort for approval to explore mineral resources in my country. My government subsequently granted him approval, issued with a license for a period of 20 years, which could be renewed on expiration.
He later leased the license to US {PACIFIC MINERAL DEV.CORPORATION,NIGERIA} on which there was a standing order issued to us to pay direct to his account with a bank,the sum of Two Million,Five Hundred United state Dollars yearly as contained in the agreement.Our government has since revoked his license as result of his inability to renew it. My firm made several attempts to reach him for the purposes of this renewal or transfer of right to us,but all our efforts to trace him proved abortive.

We later discovered that the man died in testate and without leaving a relation behind. My firm has paid to his bank account a total sum of Thirty -Five Million Dollars since 1991 the money has been accumulated and attracted for percentage.I have had discussions with the bank to refund this money but was told that it can only be paid to any of his relatives put forward by our firm.
I solicit an assistance to enable my firm make a Next of kin to my client LAHM KOWAKA.Then you can look for a lucrative business in your country we can both invest on.We shall file all the relevant documents necessary for this transaction and the bank would effect payment in your favor.You are free to negotiate your mode of compensation.
You would also be required to send us your full names and present country of residence to enable us file for payment in your favor. Subsequently, we also intend to introduce you to the Ministry of Mineral Resources to enable us have the license renewed.

Please send your reply to:ENGR.PETER_PACIFICQUARIES@HOTMAIL.COM
We count on your total co-operation in this regard!

Sincerely,

Engr.Peter Gabriel Dodo.
Pacific Mineral Dev. Corporation,
Nigeria”

Peter Gabriel Dodo? If i were in a sweet punk band i’m pretty sure that would be our name.

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www.pítchfórkmèdia.cóm

Here is a list of the top ten most read record reviews from Pitchfork:
1. Ricardo Villalobos – Thè au Harem d’Archiméde
2. José González – Veneer
3. Electric Six Señor – Smoke
4. Devendra Banhart – Niño Rojo
5. José González – Stay in the Shade EP
6. Sinéad O’Connor – Sean-Nós Nua
7. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead
8. Amadou & Mariam – Dimanche à Bamako
9. Nelly Furtado – Loose
10. Brightblack Morning Light – Brightblack Morning Light

WTF is with the glyphs?
Is this a joke?

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“Did it make you feel good to kill?”

Remember that huge pig? Well, Micah pointed out to me that www.monsterpig.com is back online, where you can read people talking shit about the young hunter. My official stance on this huge pig is still Holy Shit!, so I won’t be making any judgement calls on 11 year olds. Luckily, people seem to have it under control:

“I would like to order one of these terrorist pigs for my kids to kill so they can be good americans. How much are they and how do we get into the movies business by killing them? Could we shoot with canon or grenade for to make different than Jamison’s? How can we buy pig that is guaranteed homosexual to make killing more good? Thank you and god bless you good american boy.”

I really love the internet.

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